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[M.Lyons]

Andyyyyyyyyyy anal banned me for 2 days for not doing anythingggggggggg! And he keeps swapping me to his side cos im too skilleeeddddddddddddd. Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Nuss]

You deserved it.

I think.

[4N4L Justice]

I warned u for 10 minutes, ask Ant, jimjam, and jordi who were all in channel and heard me warn you repeatedly to stop trolling the channel and stay on the team you entered the server in. You got banned from TS for 2 days and the server for one round. Next time don't be a troll in channel when everyone has already asked you nicely to cut it out.

[Achimee]

lolololol, suck shit faggot. good stuff anoos.
PS calm down, im joking.

[Andrew]

One of the bc2 server rules is 'don't piss justice off' as he does whatever he likes.

I'm surprised he hasn't banned you forever yet. :untroubled:

[BlackFang]

Omg chim your rotten!!! xD

[M.Lyons]

Okay it was more like 3 minutes of warning, and YOU switched me over to your team after I was originally on the opposing.

[Stiff_Nipples]

Where are the God damn turtles I was promised Lyons?




also lol

[Nuss]

169

Eye catching.

[astro_ant]

169

Eye catching.

WHY IS YOUR TASKBAR AT THE TOP, ITS ALL WRONG!

also blackboard lol...

[Stiff_Nipples]

169

Eye catching.


haha

Taskbar at the top so you never really need to move the mouse to the bottom of the screen.

Also Blackboard is old news Moodle is where its at :P

[4N4L Justice]

Okay it was more like 3 minutes of warning, and YOU switched me over to your team after I was originally on the opposing.

It was 10 minutes, you just cant keep an attention span longer than 3 minutes so your timescale is warped. And when I swapped you to our team you were already in the channel and we were 3 players down and getting hammered by NUSS, fantastic_guy and Bundy. After you dropped out THE FIRST TIME you came back on our side and then swapped over despite us being down players and carrying a massive noob factor, so u got swapped back to balance. THE SECOND time was the same you just threw a tanny about it and started trolling extra hard in the channel till you got the arse.

During all this time I never once pulled u up about trolling that guy in game, my (and the other guys) only objection was to the increasing frequency of and escalating irritation of your IN CHANNEL trolling. This is why you are banned from the TS server for 2 days and NOT the BC2 server which was only one round so you wouldn't come back in and escalate your trolling in game.

Under normal circumstances you are an excellent player and welcome addition to any side, god knows last night we REALLY needed your help for the TWENTY or so rounds that Me Jordi, JimJam, Ant and for a breif while Dark carried one of the WORST noob sides I've seen since we founded the server. You chose instead to be a dick and whine and bitch about being stuck with noob squadmates and not wanting to play objectives and then troll the channel relentlessly when you could not escape to the other side. Well now you know what it gets you.

For the Record during the twenty or so rounds where Nuss, fantastic and bundy raped our team like a stripper gangbang gone wrong. NONE of them or ANY of the other players from their team were swapped to our side, I just brought down the boothammer on all the eurotrash that kept joining with 500 and 600+ pings.

So despite the no lube butt surfing most of our team got, we sucked it up and pushed through to actually win about one round in three or four. In fact there was a couple of rounds there where we won by A SINGLE TICKET, which was fucking awesome! Full props to Ant for his dedication to flying despite having a Nussbuster brand AT4 crammed up his ass every 3 minutes PLUS a big shout out to Jordi and JimJam for sticking it out with us and making what could have been the biggest ragefest in the server history into a highly satisfying session in the end.

Maybe if you'd stuck around and stuck with us you mighta had a little more fun and lot less hassle, HINT FUCKING HINT.

Justice
Bane of the Eurotrash Lagger.

[Jatoba Bokken]

If his timescale is warped (tachypsychia) or he has a low attention span then he would have claimed it felt longer, not shorter!
:g-day:

[M.Lyons]

LOL jatoba nice paint skills u got for ur sig

[Jatoba Bokken]

I can make you one lyons, you'll have to wait 30 seconds though.

[M.Lyons]

nah i like mine! u likey my new avatar?

[Jatoba Bokken]

Yeah it's a good likeness. :smiley-sex023:

[eliteDeeNooP]

i cant believe after reading all that i still get no turtles, someone PLEASE change the name of this post

anal, you have a very unique skill that I admire, and that is being able to describe a rape in 1000 different ways and making it sound unique and tasteful. you should write a book. i actually feel bad now that i missed that butt raping, it sounded like fun
ps: favourite one was "no lube butt surfing", sounds like a good sport for you

no comment for lyons, just learn to troll better

[astro_ant]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AwJyDO7mwT4/TH-FlTVj5iI/AAAAAAAAAIY/3jRhxuOcixo/s1600/%3B2.jpg
http://www.gather-network.eu/downloads/gallery/fun%20pictures/13112710-zweit-funny-pictures-tmnt-turtles.jpg
http://blog.nativefoods.com/.a/6a0112796f38d028a40147e10b6107970b-800wi
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRErsT3qKwuEykScEHaKPqxnhpgC2-HQuK-CzDn__FTI_jt_QtJscFAiIKYiw
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/15/izcoldoutiw128501079609687500.jpg

[_rambo]

we REALLY needed your help for the TWENTY or so rounds that Me Jordi, JimJam, Ant and for a breif while Dark carried one of the WORST noob sides I've seen since we founded the server. lol


during the twenty or so rounds where Nuss, fantastic and bundy raped our team like a stripper gangbang gone wrong.
So despite the no lube butt surfing most of our team got, we sucked it up and pushed through to actually win about one round in three or four.

gangbang gone wrong lmao - thats hilarious. I think there was a fair distribution of noobiness on each side. Out of those 20 rounds, there weren't that many that we actually reached the last mcomms. I think Ant headshot me from the choppa about 10 times though